Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Satisfactory Solstice, Kwazy Kwanzaa, and Awesome Atheist Affair! Or whatever else you’re into for which I can wish you a happy occasion, other than offering a lazy “Happy Holidays.” I’d like to thank my regular readers/commenters: Appraiser, Chris, Kyle, Condodweller, J G, Derek, Professional Shanker, Marty, Bal, Libertarian, Ed, Verbal Kint, Clifford, Jenn, Paully, Jimbo, GinaTo,…

Not only are my fingers tired from writing Monday’s blog, but also from hand-writing three-hundred Christmas cards!  Cards and envelopes! Yes, I do that.  I do it with pride. What’s the point of sending a holiday card if it’s obvious that your assistant or some high school kid wrote them for you?  Any layman can identify those scribbled CAPITAL BLOCK LETTERS as…